Caulk is cheap

Does this movie really need a remake? I saw it in 1984 and it sucked (and it had six sequels!). Nonetheless, they are remaking it and they’re filming it around here. At least it keeps a few crumb crunchers off the streets.

Here’s the original trailer:

I like this one better:

Maybe my dislike of this movie has something to do with my dislike of children. They scare me. They’re so small and unpredictable and needy (and maybe want to kill me). Who needs that shit?