Caulk is cheap

Believe it or don’t but my hometown has its own PGA golf tournament, the John Deere Classic. Golf is one sport I don’t mind watching. It has it all: fresh air, the beautiful landscape, easy access to alcohol and is it just me or are the golfers getting cuter? Let’s see.

Here is last year’s winner, Jonathan Byrd:

And a taste of this year’s competitors:

Ryan Moore:

D.J. Trahan:

Bubba Watson (whodathunk a guy named Bubba would play golf?):

And you should be thankful that I abstained from any and all double entendres. Golf has to be the dirtiest sport ever. When your equipment consists of woods, irons and balls and the rules involve penalty strokes, that shit is ripe (and I just scratched (HA) the surface).