Smoking is hazardous to your pool (or Tragedy strikes Whitetrashistan)

July 3, 2008

The result of an errant flick of a ciggie:

Thankfully, with a quick patch, the pool is good to go. And here’s my fashion choice for watching the pool refill (cos I got nothing better to do):

Pre-party preparations are a bitch.

Posted by John in IL
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10 Responses to “Smoking is hazardous to your pool (or Tragedy strikes Whitetrashistan)”

  1. superdave524 Says:
    July 4, 2008 at 11:20 am

    Those trunks are rather sporty, I’d say.

  2. North Dallas Thirty Says:
    July 4, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    Sporty trunks AND cute legs.

    Could have been worse, though. You could have been going for the Whitetrashistan prize and been holding fireworks as well.

  3. John in IL Says:
    July 4, 2008 at 7:37 pm

    I wearing them again today (no one (who counts) saw me in them yesterday). And these are actual shorts. Who says you can’t mix plaids with prints!

    And thanks NDT. Flattery will get you everywhere.

    And no fireworks (teh kittehs get freaked out) but I am considering putting a couch on the front porch to complete the ensemble.

  4. John in IL Says:
    July 4, 2008 at 7:41 pm

    And Becky needs to cut her toenails. Ugh!

  5. John in IL Says:
    July 4, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    And can I say “and” another time?

    Winner!!!

  6. Quakerjono Says:
    July 4, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    Who says you can’t mix plaids with prints!

    Me. I say that. Knock it the hell off.

    Cute legs don’t deserve that sort of treatment.

  7. John in IL Says:
    July 5, 2008 at 7:52 pm

    Knock it the hell off.

    Make me. I’m the guy you have to talk to to get a visa to enter Whitetrashistan.

  8. Jamie Says:
    July 7, 2008 at 10:33 am

    Wait, are those legs shaved?

  9. John in IL Says:
    July 7, 2008 at 9:34 pm

    A razor barely reaches my face. You think I’m going to spend the time shaving my legs? And (thank God) I don’t have hairy knees.

  10. North Dallas Thirty Says:
    July 7, 2008 at 10:56 pm

    The difference between Whitetrashistan and East Whitetrashistan: which gender shaves their legs.

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