Excuses
February 23, 2008
A recent commenter brought to my attention that I wasn’t posting enough. I thought all you kind readers deserved an explanation for my more sporadic postings. Here are my top ten excuses:
1. I’m too busy sheltering homeless kittens shipped to me from Afghanistan.
2. Reality tv, bitches.
3. Too painful. Damn carpal tunnel.
4. YouTube ran out of videos.
5. I’ve fallen… and I can’t get up!
6. I’m dating Daniel Craig.
7. Spellcheck is at the shop.
8. Sp;lt be#r on k3yb*rd. m0Aks bl0G unR#@dabl
9. Following Spandau Ballet reunion tour around the country.
10. Obamamania!
Take your pick.
Take two kittehs and call me in the morning
February 22, 2008
Cats may claw your furniture, ignore your calls and smudge your walls with paw prints, but researchers at the University of Minnesota have found they also might reduce your risk of dying from a heart attack.
Comparing 4,435 adults in the United States, researchers found that people who didn’t own a cat had a 40 percent higher risk of dying from heart disease. The study results were disclosed Thursday at the International Stroke Conference in New Orleans.
Woo hoo! With three cats, I’m covered bitches.
Famous Daves: Rules for living
February 21, 2008
Glasses make you look cool:
You don’t need alcohol to have a good time:
You can’t go wrong with a good organ:
Loverboy: Rules for living
February 18, 2008
Sheena Easton: Rules for living
February 17, 2008
Be a modern girl:
If that doesn’t work, drunk dialing is fun (when you can find him):
If all else fails, play the kitty card:
Leftovers
February 17, 2008
Here are a few pics that were attached to old blog post drafts of mine that never saw the light of day. The posts sucked but I thought the pictures deserved a second chance.
Packages are stimulating
February 15, 2008
We’re getting checks, bitches!
Want to know how much you’re gonna get? Check this out.
Thanks GW, Nancy and Harry. You’re the best!
Political ambishun…I has it
February 14, 2008
The name game
February 14, 2008
Every holiday, my local paper has an insert where proud parents/grandparents send in pictures of their little crumb crunchers. Sweet, yes, but also a great opportunity to mock stupid parents and the stupid names they give their kids. You get the usual assortment of trendy names that sounded weird a few years ago but have become so popular that they almost sound normal. I swear I don’t even blink an eye anymore at the Madisons, Savannahs, Coltons and Conners.
Here is a rundown of the best of the worst from this Valentine’s Day “Little Loves” section. I’ve divided them into three categories.
Normal names but with awful spellings:
Korryn
Aleesha
Kendyll
Jazmyn
Alyn
Jakai
Rylee
Grayce
Geffory
Kade (girl; pronounced like katie, I’m guessing)
Mash up names (they almost sound like real names but…):
Dathan
Rylan
Kyler
Bryson
Breckan
Halen
Blayklee
Antwony
Sariah
And then there are those parents who need to be shot:
Coen(boy)
Maddux(boy)
Lexy(girl)
Chadric (not sure)
McKay(girl)
Boston(boy)
Blaze(boy)
Phioenix (girl and no that’s not a typo)
The saddest thing of all; there was only one John.
