Virtual Christmas gifts (It’s the thought that counts, bitches)
December 19, 2007
Being the Christmas season and all, I thought I’d give some virtual Christmas gifts to my more prolific commenters (and do a little link whoring, too). They(the gifts) all come from old Sears Christmas catalogs . Here we go (Santa says click to enlarge):
For the bitch of Christmas past, present and future (bitches are people too).
I think this plays the youtubes:
And since your pool is under wraps for the winter, I thought you might want to “play” pool:
For the San Francisco Texan (he puts the “fun” in fundie)
Here’s a little something to remind you of home:
And because I know you like them:
For the girl from from NYC (Zen is a one step program, right?).
If you can’t find a fun guy, you at least deserve some Fungi:
And if you like Wii, you’ll love this:
For the hick (save the world, or ELSE! )
Going for the practical here :
And the not so practical here:
For the dynamic duo (toe blogging aside).
Now you two will have to share these (be nice):
And because I want to see one of you guys on Wednesday’s hot guy post:
To Mary Anne and teh rest, you get your choice of one of these fabulous gifts:
I’ve said it before, but it’s true. I’m am so fucking giving.
Merry Christmas, bitches.
December 19, 2007 at 7:12 am
How sweet. Just what I think I wanted.
December 19, 2007 at 7:13 am
And am I the only one who thinks the little girl on the cover of the Wishbook is….uh, creepy?
December 19, 2007 at 7:23 pm
Did you just give me an organ for Christmas? Not that I’m complaining.
And yes, NDT, she does have a Bad Seed quality to her, sort of like she’s thinking, “First I had one dolly, then sister ‘fell’ down the stairs, and now I have two. I wonder who will ‘fall’ next. I do like mother’s pearls…”
December 20, 2007 at 1:19 pm
“Hick?” Not that that’s not accurate, but ouch!
Although it does make me think about changing my tagline to:
The Hick Who Don’t Dig Chicks
or some such thing.
Oh, and expect retribution, er, I mean a return gift. lol
December 20, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Jamie: Sorry. Meant only in jest. I think you called yourself that one time somewhere on your blog and it just stuck in my head
(do you like your coveralls?)
NDT/QJ: heh, She is a little creepy. I think the grandma and grandpa voodoo dolls she is holding heightens the effect.
December 20, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Oh, no biggie. I’m sure I’ve said it many times. Many, many times. I’m don’t exactly reside in the great bastion of civilization up here. I was just joking back.
And <a href=http://imustbedreaming.wordpress.com/2007/12/20/christmas-meme-ories/HERE. Now are you happy?
December 20, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Oh, fer Christ’s sake.
HERE, I SAID!!
If I could learn to always close my tags . . .
December 21, 2007 at 1:26 am
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December 21, 2007 at 1:31 pm
oh john, you shouldn’t have. i heart fungi!
and it just so happens i have a giftie 4 you too!
http://tinyurl.com/3bdvu5
PS: there’s nothing tiny about this URL…
December 21, 2007 at 6:36 pm
Um…..col, next time, you MIGHT want to put NOT SAFE FOR WORK in big flashing letters……:)
December 21, 2007 at 6:53 pm
Any job where that’s not safe is a job not worth having, imho.
December 21, 2007 at 11:55 pm
doh, sorry — don’t mean to get anyone in tubs.
i mean troubs.
December 22, 2007 at 12:00 am
Quite all right, Col.
And John, I got you a return present!
December 22, 2007 at 12:43 am
Thanks, col! Best.picture.evah of DC. I’m all warm and tingly with the Christmas spirit now.
December 22, 2007 at 12:46 am
And NDT,
I give you cowboys and bears and you give me a giant rat. I guess it really is the thought that counts
December 22, 2007 at 8:26 pm
Well, I knew you and the kittehs would have fun with it.
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