Awwwww
September 30, 2007
More kitteh stuff:
Favorite headline of the week
September 30, 2007
Spanish town tosses world’s biggest salad
(no picture necessary; the picture in my mind is enough)
The price is right (or at least obvious)
September 30, 2007

Hang on to your seats kiddies because I’m about to defend Hillary Clinton. I recently read about her “baby bond” program in which she would give every newborn $5000 that would be put into an individual account and would accrue interest until they reach adulthood (sounds suspiciously like private SS accounts but that’s another story).
From Hillary:
“I like the idea of giving every baby born in America a $5,000 account that will grow over time, so that when that young person turns 18 if they have finished high school they will be able to access it to go to college or maybe they will be able to make that downpayment on their first home,” she said.
The New York senator did not offer any estimate of the total cost of such a program or how she would pay for it. Approximately 4 million babies are born each year in the United States.
Clinton said such an account program would help people get back to the tradition of savings that she remembers as a child, and has become harder to accomplish in the face of rising college and housing costs.
I’m not so much in love with the program as I am with the way that it is being presented. She’s talking about the government spending money. She puts a dollar amount on it, $5,000 per baby (ie $20 billion a year with 4 million children born each year) and gives a reason for doing so. We know it’s going to cost someone that money.
While most on the right will deride her proposal, she is doing something that our current crop of politicians, of all political stripes are afraid to do. She wants more government spending and the cost of that government spending is obvious. This is important. The latest bipartisan proposal for relief from the cost of college tuition comes in the form of tax credits. Both Republicans and Democrats love tax credits because they can say they are cutting taxes and at the same time they can spend money without calling it spending .
As the Tax Foundation puts it: “There is essentially no difference between a refundable tax credit that ends up raising taxes on others and a government spending program that ends up raising taxes on others.”
From Forbes:
A 1993 law required at least some oversight of how effective direct government spending programs are, but imposed no similar requirement on tax breaks. “Tax expenditures are off the radar screen, and it’s important they be on the radar screen because they cost money and they may or may not be working,” GAO head David M. Walker told the committee. Indeed, in the areas of housing, energy and commerce, the federal government now spends more on tax breaks than it does on direct programs.
“Republicans buy into it because they like tax cuts, and Democrats buy into it because they want new programs. But it has the same effect as direct spending, and it’s more wasteful,” argues Len Burman, director of the Tax Policy Center, a joint venture of the Urban Institute and Brookings Institution. Burman, a former Clinton administration treasury tax official, adds that the proclivity of the Clintonites to push their favored programs through tax credits “used to drive me crazy.”
Some Republicans–including in the Bush administration–have objected to the concept of “tax expenditures,” on the grounds it assumes all money belongs to the government. But the point is that by favoring some activities (and therefore taxing others more heavily) the government is still having an impact on the economy–it just doesn’t know whether it’s the intended one.
At least Hillary is being upfront about the spending on this program (although she likes to play the game too).
Show off(s)
September 29, 2007
Just had to show everyone my Morning Glories, one of the most beautiful flowers on earth. The best thing about them is that they will grow almost anywhere. They seem to thrive on neglect (perfect for any half-assed gardener like me). In addition to their beauty, they hide the ugliness of my chain link fence.
I planted a mix of three different colors this year (blue/white, purple and white). They are coming into their glory right now which is sad to say because one frost and they are history.
Great Dane
September 28, 2007
If this is wrong I don’t want to be right
September 27, 2007
The colors of fall: safety orange and safety yellow
September 25, 2007

I got a notice from the power company the other day. Seems they are installing new gas meters in my neighborhood. Today was my day. I wasn’t here when they finished so they left a tag on my door saying I should could call between 7AM and 10PM so they could come out and relight the pilot lights on my water heater and furnace.
I already know how to start a pilot light but I thought to myself, “bitch, you are missing an opportunity here”. I could possibly get some hot safety orange/yellow wearing vest guy stopping by my house to “relight my fire”. So I called the number and left a message(at around 6PM). Yeah, I know, I’ve seen too many porno movies, but what the hell, a girl’s gotta dream.
Well he showed up (around 8PM). I got part of the story/fantasy right. He was very cute (like Matt Dillon in cowboy boots) and he was wearing the vest (swoon). I escorted him down to the basement. He told me my furnace was an electric start (duh, I know) and he quickly lit the pilot on my water heater. I said “That was easy”. He said “Yup, thanks” and was gone.
Maybe I need to work on my banter.
The good ol’ days
September 25, 2007

I ran across this site last night(via here and here). It is a Flickr collection of old Sears Chistmas catalogs (among other things) from the 1940s through the 1980s, scanned page by page. A virtual memory lane of all the old toys you ever thought you wanted for Christmas. Too much fun. I can waste hours doing this kind of shit.
One thing I ran across during my time wasting was in the electronics section from the 1979 catalog(click to enlarge):
Damn! $339.95 for a 19″ color TV? I haven’t bought a TV in a while so I checked out Walmart’s wares. They have one for sale on their website for $119.96. Considering that the median income in 1979 was $16,461, that was one expensive TV. If you earned the median income, it would have taken you over a week’s worth of work to buy that TV in 1979. It would take a little more than 5 hours (if my math is correct) today. To put it another way, if the price of TVs had kept up with inflation, that $340, 19″ color TV would cost $1,015 today. Yikes!
Caption this, bitches (#11)
September 24, 2007
And its too slick to believe caption:
Bulgarian men spread their bodies with oil in a traditional oil wrestling match near the village of Karapelit, some 500 kms.(312 miles) east of the capital Sofia, Saturday, Sept. 22, 2007.
For the love of moisturizing, this needs a better caption! Grease up (your mind) and give me one.
And the winner is…
“Why NDT Shouldn’t Drink.”
Dyn-O-Mite!
the fine print: I will be the sole judge of the winner. The winner will be announced at approximately this same time next week. The winner gets absolutely nothing except for the fame of me pronouncing you the winner. If you don’t like my choice of the winner, go fuck yourself.
UPDATE: Here’s a little caption contest extra (click to enlarge):
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(God, I am such a giving person)
Blasphemy!
September 21, 2007












